well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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