no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
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I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
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Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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