Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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