god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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