Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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