just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
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All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
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But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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