You made me cry and you don't even care
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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