Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
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I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
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I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize