On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
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we should wear snuggies to the strip club
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
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I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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