Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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