And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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