hotel room ftw
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
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Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
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Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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