doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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