We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
COCAINE IS GR8
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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