awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
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so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
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I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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