We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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