He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
