LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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