She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
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Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
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You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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