Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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