Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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