Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
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Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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