She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
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I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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