Sry I called you an 8
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
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I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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