You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I think your dad took our porno
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
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Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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