Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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