How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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