i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
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The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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