Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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