It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
sex in a hospital.. check
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
