Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
You have to summon your inner elephant
We have so much sex to catch up on
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His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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