Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
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He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
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Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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