sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
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I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
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I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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