Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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