Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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