I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
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I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
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So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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