I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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