Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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