with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
All I want is dick and wine.
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