He is an equal opportunity slut.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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