Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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