all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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