Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
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Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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