the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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