It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
