I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
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Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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