I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
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Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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