If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
