i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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