try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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