Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
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Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
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Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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